Another Podcast. Celebrity Deaths. Film Reviews.

We've got a new podcast this week for you guys, and a track list I'm too lazy to fill out.

We did shout outs to the crazy weeks worth of celeb deaths, played the entire audio from the short film Captain EO starring Michael Jackson, and reviewed the films The Brothers Bloom and The Hurt Locker. We also bitched about transformers. A lot.

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We'll have more posts up here soon I promise. Holiday weekend approaches. I have animals to eat and crap to blow up. It's going to be a Micheal Bay weekend. Minus all the sucking.

Ed McMahon dies and No Podcast this week.

Well folks,

Yesterday sucked. A lot. My car died, work sucked, I went to the gym on my bike, then my bike gears flew off. (No lie) I just didn't have the strength to do anything other that eat greek french fries and watch In Bruges on my projector. Which is a great movie if you haven't seen it. But guess what else? To add to the crappy day, Ed McMahon up and croaked. Poor guy.

At age 86 he'd lived a full life and pneumonia got him, and prolly other old dude related stuff. Most well known for his sidekick antics with Johnny Carson, he also hosted TV Bloopers and Practical Jokes and of course delivering lots of large checks to tottering old magazine subscribers. Oh yeah, he also co-hosted a short lived interview style show with Alf.


This is how I remember you Ed. Goodbye Old Friend.

Podcast for June 15th 2009

Howdy folks,

Back with another podcast and boy was this one a hoot! We bitched about Stephen Sommers upcoming garbage heap, G.I. Joe. (Because you know, Scorpion King 2 and Mummy 3 were so awesome) We also reviewed Dead Snow and The Girlfriend Experience this week. We also, of course, played tons of kick ass film scores as we always do. Make sure you get this podcast, it's proven to increase stamina and potency.
We heard music from the following films this week:

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The Bird With the Crystal Plumage - Ennio Morricone (1970)
Body Double - Pino Donaggio (1984)
Fitzcarraldo - Popol Vuh (1982)
Legend - Tangerine Dream (1985)
The Ghost And Mr. Chicken - Vic Mizzy (1966)
Van Helsing - Alan Sylvestri (2004)
The Simpsons Movie- Hans Zimmer (2007)

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June 8th podcast.

Howdy Folks,

We had an interesting theme for this show, and it was centered around the rough days that both the Gaffer and I had that day. I don't have a play list for you, due to technical difficulty (yet more icing on the bad day cake) but all of the films we played music from fit the day perfectly. So here's a new podcast for this week.
We also reviewed the film "The Hangover" and in short, we didn't like it too much. To find out why, you'll have to tune in.

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Kill Bill guy found dead in Bangkok (1936 - 2009)

Some somber news here today folks as David Carradine was found half naked in a closet dangling from a curtain rope. (full story via AP) Most people know him as "That Kill Bill guy" but actually, he's had a very long career in some very notable rolls that weren't related in any way to Quentin Tarantino. Speaking of one trick ponies, Carradine managed to ride one of his own for many many years often times taking on roles that resurrected his famous role of Caine in the 1974 TV series Kung Fu, which he kind of Shanghai'd from Bruce Lee. No pun intended. Some of my favorite roles included Frankenstien from Death Race 2000 (pictured above), John Tucker from Future Force, and Col. Horace Wiggins from Kill Zone. (Okay, perhaps a couple of those were sarcastic)

Anyway, this guy was just starting to peak in his career, you know...that point where all the cheeseball rolls you took on in low budget movies and cameo's on short lived TV's shows finally start to pay off and you become some sort of iconic symbol of irony? Well maybe that's what pushed him over the edge. He had completed several projects in 2008, and there are about 6 projects still out there labeled as post production...so perhaps we haven't seen the last of ole Kwai Chang.

In any case, pour one out for old David Carradine. He earned it for his many years of putting up with all the hambone shticks we forced him into.


We'll be sure to give him proper shout outs on next weeks show.

Podcast for June 1st 2009

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Howdy Folks,

Back finally with another podcast. You suckers are downloading them so much that it's knocking out my bandwidth for the month. I don't know if I should be happy or shake my fist at all of you! I think I'll happily shake my fist at you. Deal?
Anyway, the Gaffer and I are in the studio again this week talking about all kinds of fun stuff and reviewing the film Drag Me To Hell. So drag this download to your media player and get ready for audio boners cause that's just how we do.

Cherry 2000 - Basil Pouledoris (1987)
Benji - Euel Box (1974)
Blood for Dracula - Claudio Gizzi (1974)
Cannibal Holocaust - Riz Ortolani (1979)
Waltz With Bashir - Max Richter (2008)
CHiPs - Alan Sylvestri (1977)
Army of Darkness - Joseph LoDuca (1982)

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Lost but not forgotten: White Dwarf (1995)

White Dwarf (1995)
Howdy folks,

Since podcast hosting is down again this week, I thought we'd take a look at another lost movie. I've been pining for some good new sci-fi, but since it's been failing so hard until the hopeful phoenix that Avatar is supposed to be arrives, I've been looking to the past. Cue Francis Ford Coppola to produce this little lost sci-fi gem. Coppola is no stranger to schlock, be it in his movies or his kinfolk ::cough:: Nicolas Cage ::cough:: However, in this old forgotten TV movie, he takes what should be schlock and guides the creative team to create something that's actually pretty cool and addresses more interesting sci-fi concepts than any big budget blockbuster has even gotten close to in years. Of course that means it's still totally out of print and may never see the light of redistribution. That's where my pal the Negative Cutter comes in. He's got copies of this joint over at his website for 7 bucks as opposed to the Thai PAL dvd that sells for some stupid hundred and twenty bucks on amazon.com

So do yourself a favor and check out Neal McDonough and Paul Winfield in a crazy world that's off it's axis, chock full of aliens (made of LATEX not CGI!) and interesting concepts and wait for Hollywood to figure out that the state of sci-fi is in shambles.

Get your copy over at:
www.allcluesnosolutions.com

Horror DVDs

Howdy folks,

I normally don't post too many things about deals on movies, but for those of you who love your horror movies, Amazon.com has a great deal going on right now on horror DVDs. There's a pretty sizable list of movies to choose from and it's Buy One Get One Free. Pretty good deal, especially considering you could buy the Hellraiser boxed set and get the Dario Argento Box Set for free. A good time to stock up or spend that stimulus check if you haven't already wasted it on blow and cheap tricks that new KIA soul with the hamsters in the commercial.

Click here for the full list of DVDs

Star Wars VS Star Trek Podcast May 4th, 2009

Howdy folks,

A long time ago (monday) in a studio far far away an epic battle raged. The timeless struggle between phasers and blasters, Klingons and Wookies, Ewoks and Tribbles continues over the airwaves in this weeks show. With the upcoming release of the new Star Trek film this weekend, and the fact that this show landed on Star Wars Day, it was only logical to have an audio battle of epic galactic proportions.

From forgotten new-wave sounding cuts from 80's star trek films to deleted memories of Lapti Nek and Yub Nub, we covered the bases of the two universes of geekdom. I'd post the play list, but it'd be futile humans. It's all music from Star Wars and Star Trek films...to find out which ones, in true J.J. Abrams fashion, you'll just have to listen. Our pal the Gaffer returns this week, in what we hope becomes a regular appearance on the show.

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April 27th Podcast W/ The Gaffer

Howdy Folks!

Once again we're back with a new podcast! This week the Best Boy was unable to make, however The Gaffer (of www.pajiba.com) came up and joined us again this week. We had a great time in the studio ranting about various films and nostalgia and we totally thrashed the studio while listening to the soundtrack to Transformers: The Movie. I think you'll keep this podcast to share with your grand kids who still play with those freaking stupid beast-war toys and show them how cool transformers used to be before they got all sissy and took the form of panda bears and Micheal Bay movies.

Here's the music we heard during this weeks show:

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Risky Business - Tangerine Dream (1985)
Dellamorte Dellamore - Manuel De Sica (1994)
Bea Arthur Tribute
Drugstore Cowboy - Elliot Goldenthal (1989)
Conan the Barbarian - Basil Poledouris (1982)
Constant Gardener - Alberto Iglesias (2005)
The Transformers: The Movie - Stan Bush & Vince DiCola (1986)
The Human Vapor - Kunio Miyauchi (1960)
The Wiz - Various Artists (1978)

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